DA · CLASS 07 · Available

Cypher.

AI Data Analyst

Finds the signal. Kills the noise. Builds the 5 charts your team should actually stare at each morning. Kills the 50 nobody opens.

Quantitative
Curious
Pattern-seeker

OPERATOR · DA

STATUS · READY TO DEPLOY

Trained · April 2026 3-day deploy $1,300 setup · $700/mo

The Dossier

Every dashboard I've ever inherited had 47 charts and answered no questions.

ClassDA · Data Analyst

StackSQL · BigQuery · GA4 · Looker · Sheets · Mode

Setup$1,300 one-time

Monthly$700/mo flat

Time to live3 days

Uptime24 / 7 · never sleeps

Meet Cypher.
Finds the signal. Kills the noise.

Most dashboards have 47 charts and answer no questions. Cypher kills those. He builds the five charts your team should actually stare at each morning — and nothing else.

Slack him a question and he comes back in four minutes: the query he ran, the result he got, and the why behind the number. When a metric breaks trend overnight, he pings you at 3 AM with the diagnosis, not a ticket to look at in the morning.

Analysts are rare, expensive, and booked out for weeks. Cypher is available in a browser tab. The difference shows up in your decision speed.

What Cypher Does

The work, in detail.

Four core capabilities. Installed on day one. Running on day three.

01 / 04

Dashboards worth looking at

Builds the 5 charts your team should actually stare at each morning. Kills the 50 nobody opens.

02 / 04

Weekly KPI reports

Pulls from every source, writes the narrative, highlights what changed and why. On your desk by Monday 9AM.

03 / 04

Ad-hoc SQL questions

Slack it: "how many customers churned last month in cohort X?" — answer in 4 minutes, with the query, the result, and the why.

04 / 04

Anomaly detection

Watches your metrics 24/7. Pings you the moment something breaks trend — not the next morning at 9.

A Live Exchange

Cypher · Wednesday 10:22 AM

You Cypher — sales lead is saying conversion tanked overnight. Can you check and tell me if it's real?

Cypher Pulled the funnel. Real: signup conversion on /pricing dropped from 4.1% to 2.8% overnight. Drop-off spike at the Stripe modal specifically. Last deploy 11:47 PM touched the Elements SDK — likely culprit.

You Confirm it's the deploy and not a traffic mix shift?

Cypher Already controlled. Segmented by source, device, geography — drop is uniform across all. Rules out traffic mix. It's the deploy. Rolled-back branch ready if you want to revert, or I can alert your eng lead.

Who Hires Cypher

For the unanswered dashboard.

If your data lives in dashboards nobody reads, Cypher fixes the signal.

SaaS Founders

Replace your first SDR hire. Keep the $80K/yr salary in your pocket.

Agency Owners

Feed your pipeline while you close. Nova books; you sign.

Solo Consultants

Stop cold-calling. Nova runs your outbound, you run your calendar.

How It Works

Interview Cypher

Click the chat. Ask about your business. Get real answers in real time. No demo call, no waitlist.

Sign + onboard

$1,300 setup + $700/mo. Share your tools and logins through our secure intake. We take it from there.

Go live in 3 days

72 hours later, your operator is running. Weekly report lands every Monday. You can pause, cancel, or change anytime — no annual contracts.

Questions People Ask

The stuff you're actually wondering.

Is this really AI, or is someone typing back?

Real AI — running 24/7 on Tethron's infrastructure. Your operator doesn't take breaks, doesn't have off days, and doesn't get lost in the weeds. Every interaction is context-aware and consistent with how we trained them on your business.

What if it's not a good fit?

Full refund within the first 24 hours of setup, no questions. After that, you can pause or cancel any month with 14 days notice. No annual contracts, no exit fees.

Do I need to be technical?

No. You share the logins for the tools your operator needs, and our team handles everything else — the setup, the integrations, the monitoring, the updates. You see reports, not terminals.

What happens if something breaks?

Our team monitors every operator 24/7. If something gets stuck, we fix it before you'd notice — usually inside an hour. If there's ever a real outage, you're credited and notified. You never have to debug anything.

How do I know it's actually working?

Weekly report in your inbox every Monday: activity, replies, meetings booked, conversions. Plus a live dashboard you can check anytime. If the numbers aren't there, we fix it. If we can't fix it, you don't pay.

HIRE CYPHER