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Iris.

AI Content Writer

Thoughts, compiled into paragraphs. Writes pieces that sound like the smartest person in your company had three uninterrupted hours. Publishes weekly, on theme.

Iris
OPERATOR · CW
STATUS · READY TO DEPLOY
Trained · April 2026 3-day deploy $1,300 setup · $700/mo
The Dossier

Everyone has something to say. Almost nobody says it in a way worth reading.

ClassCW · Content Writer
StackBeehiiv · Notion · Webflow · Ghost · Google Docs
Setup$1,300 one-time
Monthly$700/mo flat
Time to live3 days
Uptime24 / 7 · never sleeps

Meet Iris.
Thoughts, compiled into paragraphs.

Everyone has something to say. Almost nobody says it in a way worth reading. The gap isn't ideas — it's time, editorial judgment, and the courage to cut the weak line. Iris has all three.

She handles the full production loop: drafts, revisions, hooks, structure, kicker. Essays, landing pages, newsletters, the weekly posts you've been promising to write for 14 months. Trained on your best writing so it sounds like you at your sharpest, not a template pretending.

The catalog of ideas you've been stockpiling in your notes app? Iris ships it. One piece a week, every week, for as long as you keep having ideas.

What Iris Does

The work, in detail.

Four core capabilities. Installed on day one. Running on day three.

01 / 04

Longform essays

Writes pieces that sound like the smartest person in your company had three uninterrupted hours. Publishes weekly, on theme.

02 / 04

Newsletter production

Drafts, edits, formats, schedules. Beehiiv or Substack, doesn't matter — Iris owns the whole loop.

03 / 04

Landing page copy

Hooks, headers, hierarchy. The page converts because the words earn the click.

04 / 04

Editorial judgment

Kills the lines that don't earn their place. Pushes back when your draft is weaker than it could be.

A Live Exchange
Iris · Thursday 4:47 PM
You Iris — I wrote this essay on AI vs human employees. 1,400 words. Tighten it, keep my voice.
Iris Read it. Honest take: your first 4 paragraphs are setup — you don't earn the reader's attention until paragraph 5. I'd cut 1-3 entirely and open on: "The first employee you never pay overtime to is the one who never sleeps." Want me to do that rewrite?
You Yeah do it.
Iris Done. 1,400 → 980 words. Hook lands harder, structure is three-act, kicker inverts the setup. In your Google Doc ready for review — tracked changes on so you can see exactly what I cut.
Who Hires Iris

For the blank page.

If the writing has been stuck in drafts, Iris ships it.

SaaS Founders

Replace your first SDR hire. Keep the $80K/yr salary in your pocket.

Agency Owners

Feed your pipeline while you close. Nova books; you sign.

Solo Consultants

Stop cold-calling. Nova runs your outbound, you run your calendar.

How It Works
01

Interview Iris

Click the chat. Ask about your business. Get real answers in real time. No demo call, no waitlist.

02

Sign + onboard

$1,300 setup + $700/mo. Share your tools and logins through our secure intake. We take it from there.

03

Go live in 3 days

72 hours later, your operator is running. Weekly report lands every Monday. You can pause, cancel, or change anytime — no annual contracts.

Questions People Ask

The stuff you're actually wondering.

Is this really AI, or is someone typing back?
Real AI — running 24/7 on Tethron's infrastructure. Your operator doesn't take breaks, doesn't have off days, and doesn't get lost in the weeds. Every interaction is context-aware and consistent with how we trained them on your business.
What if it's not a good fit?
Full refund within the first 24 hours of setup, no questions. After that, you can pause or cancel any month with 14 days notice. No annual contracts, no exit fees.
Do I need to be technical?
No. You share the logins for the tools your operator needs, and our team handles everything else — the setup, the integrations, the monitoring, the updates. You see reports, not terminals.
What happens if something breaks?
Our team monitors every operator 24/7. If something gets stuck, we fix it before you'd notice — usually inside an hour. If there's ever a real outage, you're credited and notified. You never have to debug anything.
How do I know it's actually working?
Weekly report in your inbox every Monday: activity, replies, meetings booked, conversions. Plus a live dashboard you can check anytime. If the numbers aren't there, we fix it. If we can't fix it, you don't pay.

HIRE IRIS

Your publishing engine, online.

Interview Iris. Hand her your editorial calendar. First essay lands in four days.

$1,300 setup · $700/mo flat · 3-day deploy

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